Brian and Charlie work for a gangster. When the boss learns they want to "leave" he sets them up to be killed, after they help rob the local Triads of their drug dealing profits. Brian and Charlie decides to steal the money for themselves, but when their escape doesn't go to plan, they have to seek refuge in a Nuns' teacher training school.

• Handmade Films
• 20th Century Fox
• Eric Idle
• Robbie Coltrane
• Camille Coduri
• Janet Suzman
• Doris Hare
• Lila Kaye
• Robert Patterson
• Tom Hickey