A dodgy mayor who does sly deals with Chinese property developers. A Greens councillor who wants to boycott Saudi Arabia for its treatment of feral cats. A lazy council worker who refuses to go to the toilet during his smoko break, holding it in so he can “reduce the workday”.

• Paul Fenech
• George Kapiniaris
• Melissa Tkautz
• Vince Sorrenti
• Jon-Bernard Kairouz
• James Liotta