It's a little known fact that Robin Hood was a complete wimp who tool all the credit for the grit in Maid Marian's Guts. It was, in fact, she who assembled and fought oppression with a bunch of prats known as the Merry Men 0 a dwarf called Little Ron, a Rastafarian, an ugly dolt by the name of Rabies and a yuppie called Robin of Kensington. Doing incredibly brave things like piercing their ears and rescuing tadpoles, Marian and her men combat the cruelty of a mad, bad, king called John and his villainous Sheriff of Nottingham.

• Kate Lonergan
• Tony Robinson
• Adam Morris
• Howard Lew Lewis
• Danny John-Jules
• Mike Edmonds
• Forbes Collins
• Mark Billingham